Når år 2000 tar overhånd

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SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE '2000s:

  1. 1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.

  2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

  3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

  4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.

  5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't spoken to your next-door neighbour yet this year.

  6. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.

  7. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

  8. You consider the postal service painfully slow and/or call it "snail mail".

  9. Your idea of being organised is multi coloured post-it notes.

  10. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

  11. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

  12. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.

  13. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

  14. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.

  15. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

  16. You really get excited about a 1.7% pay rise.

  17. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes.
  18. AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...

  19. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

  20. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends"

  21. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list already, but you don't have time to check so you forward it anyway.

  22. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.