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SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE '2000s:
- 1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
- You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
- You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
- You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't spoken to your next-door neighbour yet this year.
- You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.
- Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
- You consider the postal service painfully slow and/or call it "snail mail".
- Your idea of being organised is multi coloured post-it notes.
- You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
- When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
- When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.
- You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
- Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
- Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
- You really get excited about a 1.7% pay rise.
- Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes.
- You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
- As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends"
- It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list already, but you don't have time to check so you forward it anyway.
- You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
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