Hvorfor hunder aldri surfer på nettet

Hunder surfer ikke nettet, og vil aldri gjøre det.

Fra Atle har vi fått følgende forklaring:

  • Can't stick their heads out of Windows Vista.
  • Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

  • Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
  • Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
  • Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
  • Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
  • Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
  • 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
  • Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
  • SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
  • SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
  • Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manouever.
  • Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg.
  • Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

Takk til Elin for bidraget!