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You Know You're An Online Junkie IF ...

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

2. You get a tatoo that reads 'This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher.'

3. You name your children Eudora and Mozilla, your dog Dotcom and cat Firefox.

4. You turn off your PC and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

7. You laugh at people with ISDN.

8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem....And you succeed.

10. All your documents contain words end with .com like

11. You start introducing yourself as 'JohnDoe at VIP dot com.'

12. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

13. Your cat has its own home page.

14. You can't call your mother...she hasn't installed Skype.

15. You check your mail. It says 'no new messages.' So you check it again.

16. Your can't remember if your mother just visited you, og if it was someone else.

17. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

18. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

19. You tell the cab driver you live at ''

20. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

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