Moro i lufta

Det er viktig å ha det moro på jobb, så også for flybesetningen.

Det blir ikke morsommere enn man gjør det til selv. Og det er jo ikke SÅ gøy å ramse opp sikkerhetsleksjonen ørten ganger om dagen, særlig ikke når du vet at flesteparten av passasjerene ikke hører etter, uansett. Da kan det være fristende å krydre leksjonen litt ...

Her er eksempler på hvordan flybesetningen i USA skal ha gjort det:

"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Det finnes humorister i lufta også. Foto: Inga Holst Vis mer


"Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

Upopulære røykere

"We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane."

"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."

Barnslig oppførsel

"Should the cabin loose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children."

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

Hørt på en flytur med Southwest Airlines:
"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."