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TWAIN

Technology Without Any Important Name

PCMCIA

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN

It Still Does Nothing

APPLE

Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

SCSI

System Can't See It

DOS

Defective Operating System

BASIC

Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM

I Blame Microsoft (or conversely 'I Build Macs')

DEC

Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM

Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2

Obsolete Soon Too

WWW

World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH

Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM

Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics

COBOL

Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language

AMIGA

A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction

LISP

Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS

Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

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